Booby Trapped in Philly?

A group of investors in southwestern Philadelphia recently purchased a trap house, literally. The home was rigged with a lethal weapon that could have immediately taken out any unsuspecting Mel Gibson that were walking up the narrow stair case. Luckily an investor inspecting the house noticed a string that was attached to the wall by way of nail. Sean Connery avoided the entrapment that would have led to his demise had he not been attentive. The investor and his colleagues noticed the nail and immediately pulled out their phones to record the death trap being set off. This mechanism set by an anonymous diabolical fiend, was designed to be the nail in the coffin for whoever was walking up the steps. The trap was meant to trigger a crusty crutch rocket, A crutch with a knife attached to the end, and force it to swing from a tethered pendulum point unbeknownst to its victim. They were able to safely trigger the trap with a broom and luckily the group was able to avoid the doom meant for them by a super villain. In the words of Meek Mill, where they do that at? !